A Packer Offensive lineman lived across River from a Viking defensive lineman named “Clarence”, who he didn’t like at all. All the time they were yelling across the river at each other.

The Packer would yell to the Viking, “If I had a vay to cross dis river,I’d come over dere an beat you up good, yeah sure ya betcha by golly!” Read on…

The lady is hot, her choice of teams is not

The other day, I was deleting “junk e-mail” from my in box, and I saw an email from the National Football League, promoting the launch of NFL swimwear.

To parapharse a popular NFL feature in one of a thousand post game wrap up shows on ESPN,

“C’mon Man!”

Seriously?  Okay, bikinis are a nice touch in general, (especially when you are Spring Break in Florida), but when you start putting logos on beach balls, inflatable inner tubes and other stuff, the line gets  crossed.  The last thing anybody wants to see on Fort Myers Beach during Twins Spring Training is some portly Cheesehead with a Miller Beer gut wearing green & gold jams while trying to chase down a Packer’s beach ball.

Disturbing, to say the least.

Packer kids are swaering at Aaaron Rodgers, the new starting QB for the Cheese. In typical Lambeau fashion, the passion of fans is completely wacked. Rodgers doesn’t get it: “I understand it to some point if I put myself into a Favre fanatic’s shoes,” Rodgers said of getting booed. “The things I can’t understand, the things I really take personally, is when I’m driving up to the (parking lot) gate and punching in my punch code and somebody says ‘F.U.’ to me. That kind of bothers me. Or when a little kid is yelling swear words at me. That kind of gets to me. The boos, they expect a high level of play and they miss Brett Favre. I understand that. But the ‘F.U.’ and the little kids saying swear words to me, I don’t understand that.” Good stuff from Dairyland

We are not sorry for your big loss yesterday. You should know by now that #4 “Captain Intercepto” is about as clutch as a treadless Buick in a snowstorm. It sucks losing a NFC Championship at home huh? Anyway, to help ease your pain, enjoy some humor. This is how you know you are still a Packers fan:

1. The Halloween pumpkin on your porch has more teeth
than your spouse.

2. You let your twelve-year-old daughter smoke at the
dinner table in front of her kids.

3. You’ve been married three times and still have the
same in-laws.

4. You think a woman who is “out of your league”
bowls on a different night.

5. Jack Daniel’s makes your list of “most admired
people.”

6. You wonder how service stations keep their
restrooms so clean.

7. Anyone in your family ever died right after
saying, “Hey watch this.”

8. You think Dom Perignon is a Mafia leader.

9. Your wife’s hairdo was once ruined by a ceiling
fan.

10. Your junior prom had a daycare.

11. You think the last words of the Star Spangled
Banner are, “Cheeseheads start your engines.”

12. You lit a match in the bathroom and your house
exploded right off its wheels.

14. The bluebook value of your truck goes up and
down, depending on how much gas is in it.

15. You have to go outside to get something from the
fridge.

16. One of your kids was born on a pool table.

17. You need one more hole punched in your card to
get a freebie at the House of Tattoos.

18. You can’t get married to your sweetheart because
there’s a law against it.

19. You think loading a dishwasher means getting your
wife drunk.

20. Your toilet paper has page numbers on it.

21. Your front porch collapses and kills more than
five dogs.

22. Your quarterback pisses away his and your last chance to lose another Superbowl by throwing interceptions! haha

A Viking fan in a bar leans over to the guy next to him and says, “Wanna hear a joke about Packer fans?” The guy next to him replies,

“Well before you tell that joke you should know something. I’m 6′ tall and 220 pounds and I’m a Packer fan. The guy sitting next to me is 6’2″ tall, 240 pounds and he’s a Packer fan, and the guy sitting next to him is 6’5″, 280 pounds and he’s a Packer fan too. Now, do you still wanna tell that joke?”

The Viking fan says, “Nah, not if I’m gonna have to explain it three times.”