The Packers wife says, "Now is you chance, you big dumb Cheesehead, vhy don't you go over dere and beat up dat Vike Queen Clarence, like you said you volud?"

The last thing anybody wants to see on Fort Myers Beach during Twins Spring Training is some portly Cheesehead with a Miller Beer gut wearing green & gold jams while trying to chase down a Packer's beach ball.

Packer kids are swaering at Aaaron Rodgers, the new starting QB for the Cheese. In typical Lambeau fashion, the passion of fans is completely wacked. Rodgers doesn't get it:

We are not sorry for your big loss yesterday. You should know by now that #4 "Captain Intercepto" is about as clutch as a treadless Buick in a snowstorm. It sucks losing a NFC Championship at home huh?

A Viking fan in a bar leans over to the guy next to him and says, "Wanna hear a joke about Packer fans?" The guy next to him replies,

LOSING: Again, again, again & again: Like Quicksand Losing is a disease, as contagious as the bobonic plauge. Like no energy source A drain on humor can not laugh at myself or at others Hope dims Fear inside me deeply swims A repeat of the previous year yet not as dark, and not as clear [...]

Moss Billboard Video Madison, WI newstation shows anti-Moss billboards depicting his NFL fine amounts in a new “priceless” campaign. This is so sad. For the organization who put this up it had to cost nearly the same amount of money as the fines Moss paid, begging the question, “Why Bother?” It just proves how much [...]

There we were, getting flipped off and taunted for wearing our Culpepper and Moss jerseys at Lambeau field on Sunday January 9th, for the NFC Wildcard round. It was expected and warranted given the fact we were in enemy territory. One of the best parts of being an NFL fan is the good-natured “ribbing” that [...]

Four guys are driving cross-country together. One is from Idaho, one from Iowa, one from Minnesota, and one from Wisconsin. A bit down the road the man from Idaho starts to pull potatoes from his bag and throws them out the window. The man from Iowa turns to him and asks, “What the hell are [...]

A Vikings fan in a bar leans over to the guy next to him and says, “Wanna hear a joke about Packer fans?” The guy next to him replies, “Well before you tell that joke you should know something. I’m 6′ tall and 220 pounds and I’m a Packers fan. The guy sitting next to [...]