“For any country to be a country, you have to have an air force, a football team and a beer. You can get by without the air force and the football team, but you have to have a beer.” Frank Zappa I was never a big fan of Frank Zappa’s music, and I couldn’t tell [...]
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Quotes: W.C. Fields on drinking & thank yous!
“A woman drove me to drink and I didn’t even have the decency to thank her.” and “What contemptible scoundrel has stolen the cork to my lunch?” W.C. Fields Thirteen years ago, today, I got married to my wife at Northwestern College in St. Paul Minnesota. We honyemooned in Tampa, FL and came home to [...]
Quotes: About the beer you drank, and the economy stupid
I was attending the Matt Blair Celebrity Golf Tournament for Special Olympics at Hazeltine, and I got the opportunity to chat with both Randle and Randall McDaniel during the event.
Norms Softball Old School: An ode to the Professional Softball Player
Allow me to introduce myself. I am the best fucking softball player you have ever met. Just ask the opposing teams in the four leagues I am in this summer. I flat out rake. You could populate a small country with all the pitchers I’ve taken deep. I just spent three hours in the batting [...]
Quotes: Benjamin Franklin, an electrical lefty with Major League stuff
“Beer is proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy.” Benjamin Franklin. Rumor has it that Ben also proposed a national brewery! I think he would have been a great baseball fan, but would probably have been a Phillies fan, so screw him. I am kidding, of course, but the quote above [...]
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