Ben Roethlisberger: Because he does NOTHING and gets all the credit for Steeler wins. He is not a good QB at all. Here’s to you, Big Ben!! Case in point, the Super Bowl run of 2005-06 started at the Metrodome right in front of our eyes. Roethlisberger is supposedly injured with a broken thumb, but he scores a TD. How dare he? So, now we have to treat that with some cold dome brew.

Okay, Better Reasons can be found at BigBensucks.com. We bow to their tribute.

Since “Big Ben” went on Letterman and let another man
groom him publicly, we have decided to make our own top ten list on why Big Ben sucks so
incredibly bad.

10.  Big Ben admitted to Letterman regarding his 3rd down Superbowl attempt , “I told Coach, ‘I don’t think I got in.”

Thanks for telling the 88 million viewers that saw it something they already knew dumbass

9.  Big Benny then went on to say  “But we
were getting ready to go for it on fourth down anyway, and I would have run it
again. So we would have found a way to get in.”

Given the Steelers first three attempts we would like to thank you for your lesson in clairvoyance… Save it for the psychic friends network asshole

6.  Your
team’s mascot is a fucking towel

5. For being caught on film like this Douche Bag

4. Do we even need to comment on this piece of shit?

3.  Shits ill’
Burger grew up in Ohio, played high school / college ball in Ohio and then went on to play for Shittsburg. This is understandable since he grew up in Findlay

2.  Big Ben is nick-named after some shitty clock in England where soccer is called football.
To top it off his last name is German, you poor confused bastard

1. Big “douche bag” Ben’s quarterback rating was 22.6, (9/21 completion, 123
yards, 2 interceptions)  the worst rating a winning QB has ever had in Super Bowl history.

Drum roll please……