A Packer Offensive lineman lived across River from a Viking defensive lineman named “Clarence”, who he didn’t like at all. All the time they were yelling across the river at each other.

The Packer would yell to the Viking, “If I had a vay to cross dis river,I’d come over dere an beat you up good, yeah sure ya betcha by golly!” Read on…

According to the Wonderlic Personnel Test, the dumbest team in the NFL happens to be the Green Bay Packers.

The Wonderlic is used by teams as part of their package of factors for drafting strategy.

The Minnesota Vikings players are tied with the Baltimore Ravens for 14th among the NFL’s 32 teams with an average Wonderlic Personnel Test score of 21.5, according to a story in the Friday September 30, 2005 issue of the Wall Street Journal. The Wonderlic, a 12-minute standardized test with 50 questions, is given to college football players hoping to be taken in the NFL draft.

The Journal gathered test results from websites, published reports and individuals close to the NFL and then verified “as many as we could with agents and teams and calculated the average scores for each team.”

The Journal reported Vikings quarterback Daunte Culpepper scored an average 21; center Matt Birk, a Harvard grad, had a 46.

The St. Louis Rams players finished atop the listings with a 24.6 average, followed by the Oakland Raiders (23.3), Tennessee Titans (23.2), Tampa Bay Buccaneers (23.2) and San Diego Chargers (23).

Last? The Green Bay Packers had a 19.1 average, with nine players scoring below 14.

Packer wideout Javon Walker had an extremely low score of an almost unheard of… 9. It almost makes you wonder if he knows how to read. Did he actually graduate from high school and college or did they just promote him so that they wouldn’t have to deal with him anymore?

A Viking fan in a bar leans over to the guy next to him and says, “Wanna hear a joke about Packer fans?” The guy next to him replies,

“Well before you tell that joke you should know something. I’m 6′ tall and 220 pounds and I’m a Packer fan. The guy sitting next to me is 6’2″ tall, 240 pounds and he’s a Packer fan, and the guy sitting next to him is 6’5″, 280 pounds and he’s a Packer fan too. Now, do you still wanna tell that joke?”

The Viking fan says, “Nah, not if I’m gonna have to explain it three times.”

GREEN BAY, Wis. (AP) – Green Bay Packers running back Ahman Green was arrested after a domestic violence incident, the Brown County sheriff’s department said Tuesday.

Deputies went to Green’s Ledgeview home after a 911 call ended with a hang-up Monday night. The four-time Pro Bowler was arrested at about 10:10 p.m., was taken to the county jail, posted a $150 bond and was released about 11:50 p.m.
A court hearing was scheduled for May 11.

Packers general manager Ted Thompson said he was trying to get more information on the situation.

“We obviously care about Ahman and the entire Green family, and we will continue to support them through this time,” he said in a statement.

A message left for Green’s agent, David Dunn, wasn’t immediately returned Tuesday night.

Green has been with the Packers since 2000 and was selected to the Pro Bowl the last four years.

He is second on the team’s career rushing list. He started his NFL career in Seattle after playing at Nebraska.

Green is married with two daughters and a stepson, according to Packers publicity materials